November 2005: I saw this bloke on the Piccadilly line tube one Monday lunch time. He was talking to his mate, whose left foot I managed to get in to this drawing. They both had these suedy-looking mutant sneaker things on. They were really into their shoes because they kept talking about shoe designers, a subject area I confess I’m not that au fait with. So I really don’t know how expensive these particular sets of shoes were, although they sounded like they’d be expensive. But I bet that’s what they wanted everyone to think. They might just have been knock-offs from some mouldy old street market.