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Guys, I’m so excited — it’s finally time for PIZZA!

I mean,

it’s finally time for THE GLORKIAN WARRIOR!

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Because it comes out today.

You will find betwixt the covers of this brand spankin’ new work from James Kochalka:

  • Clam and peanut butter pizza
  • Baby aliens
  • Talking backpacks
  • Incompetency
  • Laughs!

As the wise man said, you don’t have to take my word for it. Get yourself a copy of this stupidly awesome book and revel in its awesome stupidity. I swear to Glork I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever published.